An open letter to McCain-Palin supporters

For wingnuts with no sense of humor THIS IS SATIRE! geesh - it's always had a comedy tag.

Hi,

Are you the kind of person who watches The Colbert Report and nods in agreement with everything he says while wondering why everyone else is laughing their ass off? Does watching Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin piss you off? Do you still think Bush has done a 'heck of a job' and Democrats are responsible for everything bad that happens? Then you are out of touch, and you must be a McCain-Palin supporter.

We are one week from the most important election in our lifetime, so why is it that most of you still continue to believe the outrageous lies being spread about Barack Obama? It seems to me that you have formed your opinion of why John McCain should be president based on how bad you think Obama is from the false claims that he's a Arab Muslim terrorist baby killing socialist. Do you have any clue how stupid this sounds, or are those accusations just excuses that you use for not voting for the black guy? Hardly any of you can say why McCain would make a good president, but you sure know a lot about the people Obama barely knew and will easily ignore all of McCain and Palin's questionable associations. Hypocrisy is a way of life with you isn't it?

After Barack Obama is President, why don't you and all your right-wing extremist friends follow Sarah Palin back to Alaska, join the Alaskan Independence Party and secede from the United States? You all want your own fascist Christian theocracy that forces everyone to look, behave and believe just like you do, so this is the perfect solution. You can call your new country "Wingnutia".

You can write your own Constitution and laws without all the things that you seem to hate so much like freedom of speech, separation of church and state, due process and the right to privacy.

In Wingnutia, anyone and everyone who wants any type of gun can get one regardless of their background or mental capacity, so that should be fun - kinda like the wild west only with automatic machine guns and a lot colder.

Abortions will be totally illegal, so you'll have plenty of unwanted kids to fill your population. Many will be the result of incest so you won't be the smartest nation, but you like stupidity don't you because people are easier to control when they're idiots.

Nobody will ever question your leaders, so there will be no responsibility for any of you to bother to vote or even pay attention to what's going on - something you already seem to be good at. You can make Palin Queen of Wingnutia, and bow down to her and the corporations who will make you their slave at her behest.

Don't forget you can also shoot and kill any animal for any reason you want in Wingnutia and use up all the natural resources with no regard for the environment at all. Waging war will be an everyday aspect of life there when your leaders invade any country whose leaders look at them funny.

The best thing about your new country will be that you can continue to ignore reality without any pesky liberal intellectual elites proving you are wrong again and again with their annoying facts and truth.

If you choose to follow my advice, remember one thing. When Putin 'rears his head' - don't come asking for the USA to help. You've got your own foreign policy 'expert' as your glorious leader who can see Russia, so she must know what to do. Get Sarah Palin to deal with it because you're on your own.

Sincerely,

A proud, and fed up liberal.