Instead of writing about the bailout bill or the boring Biden/Palin debate (where I think Palin did great if you like nothing but generalities and folksiness) I thought we could all use a few laughs.
The Barack Obama campaign now has their own TV channel on Dish Network. (channel 73)
I'm proud to announce this season's scheduled lineup of award-winning programs featured on Obama TV!
Heroes
Barack and Joe use their super-human intellect to save the world from evil villains who have the ability to ignore reality and unabashedly lie at will.
Lost
McCain and The Others search for Jacob's mysterious cabin where they hope to find an October surprise. Palin finds herself alone in the hatch and can't figure out which button to push.
Desperate Housewives
Sarah regrets her decision to pair up with an older gentleman. Todd covers up for a deadly snow machine accident involving meth and a moose. Track is beaten up in school and wonders why he has such a stupid name.
Entourage
Ari offers Barack a new deal that could take his career to new levels. Joe and Turtle cruise Sunset Blvd and catch Drama campaigning for McCain.
Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
Sarah must protect Bristol from a virile hockey-playing robot from the future who plans to impregnate her with a Skynet hybrid. Barack and Joe infiltrate RNC headquarters to stop McCain's plans that will inevitably destroy the world.
Family Guy
John forgets which of their 8 houses they're currently living in. Brian professes his love for Sarah who lets him hump her leg. Stewie battles Trig. Quagmire moves in with the McCains and tries to get lucky with Bridget.
Project White House
Barack creates a one-of-a-kind health care package that wows his peers. John complains of bias when Tim Gunn disses his tax plan. Joe and Sarah get into an argument over whether dinosaurs and people existed simultaneously. One candidate is eliminated when it is learned they are a consistent liar who can't form a cohesive sentence.
The Big Bang Theory
"Pilot" Brilliant politicians Barack and Joe are the kind of beautiful minds that understand how the world works. But none of that genius helps them interact with people, especially women. All this begins to change when a free-spirited beauty named Sarah moves in next door and tempts them with her expert flute playing.
Battlestar Galactica
Capt. McCain (callsign "Gramps") crashes his Viper six times in a row and ends up in a Cylon prisoner of war camp where he admits he will indeed be more of the same. Meanwhile, an unprepared Sara Palin is sworn in as President and immediately jumps the fleet into a nearby star.
SpongeJohn SquarePants
SpongeJohn meets a squirrel named Sarah, who breathes air and doesn't believe in evolution. SpongeJohn and Squidward argue over a comprehensive solution to the economic crisis.
As you can tell, I'm a big TV geek and Obama fan. Feel free to add your own Obama TV shows in comments!
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