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And no white folk, Obama is NOT your worst nightmare come true:
For those still pinching themselves: Yes we did!
Election Night 2008 Highlights
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Friday, November 7, 2008
Barack Obama is the man, and now "The Man"
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Illustration by Patrick Moberg
And no white folk, Obama is NOT your worst nightmare come true:
For those still pinching themselves: Yes we did!
Election Night 2008 Highlights
Illustration by Patrick Moberg
And no white folk, Obama is NOT your worst nightmare come true:
For those still pinching themselves: Yes we did!
Election Night 2008 Highlights
Monday, October 27, 2008
An open letter to McCain-Palin supporters
For wingnuts with no sense of humor THIS IS SATIRE! geesh - it's always had a comedy tag.
Hi,
Are you the kind of person who watches The Colbert Report and nods in agreement with everything he says while wondering why everyone else is laughing their ass off? Does watching Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin piss you off? Do you still think Bush has done a 'heck of a job' and Democrats are responsible for everything bad that happens? Then you are out of touch, and you must be a McCain-Palin supporter.
We are one week from the most important election in our lifetime, so why is it that most of you still continue to believe the outrageous lies being spread about Barack Obama? It seems to me that you have formed your opinion of why John McCain should be president based on how bad you think Obama is from the false claims that he's a Arab Muslim terrorist baby killing socialist. Do you have any clue how stupid this sounds, or are those accusations just excuses that you use for not voting for the black guy? Hardly any of you can say why McCain would make a good president, but you sure know a lot about the people Obama barely knew and will easily ignore all of McCain and Palin's questionable associations. Hypocrisy is a way of life with you isn't it?
After Barack Obama is President, why don't you and all your right-wing extremist friends follow Sarah Palin back to Alaska, join the Alaskan Independence Party and secede from the United States? You all want your own fascist Christian theocracy that forces everyone to look, behave and believe just like you do, so this is the perfect solution. You can call your new country "Wingnutia".
You can write your own Constitution and laws without all the things that you seem to hate so much like freedom of speech, separation of church and state, due process and the right to privacy.
In Wingnutia, anyone and everyone who wants any type of gun can get one regardless of their background or mental capacity, so that should be fun - kinda like the wild west only with automatic machine guns and a lot colder.
Abortions will be totally illegal, so you'll have plenty of unwanted kids to fill your population. Many will be the result of incest so you won't be the smartest nation, but you like stupidity don't you because people are easier to control when they're idiots.
Nobody will ever question your leaders, so there will be no responsibility for any of you to bother to vote or even pay attention to what's going on - something you already seem to be good at. You can make Palin Queen of Wingnutia, and bow down to her and the corporations who will make you their slave at her behest.
Don't forget you can also shoot and kill any animal for any reason you want in Wingnutia and use up all the natural resources with no regard for the environment at all. Waging war will be an everyday aspect of life there when your leaders invade any country whose leaders look at them funny.
The best thing about your new country will be that you can continue to ignore reality without any pesky liberal intellectual elites proving you are wrong again and again with their annoying facts and truth.
If you choose to follow my advice, remember one thing. When Putin 'rears his head' - don't come asking for the USA to help. You've got your own foreign policy 'expert' as your glorious leader who can see Russia, so she must know what to do. Get Sarah Palin to deal with it because you're on your own.
Sincerely,
A proud, and fed up liberal.
Hi,
Are you the kind of person who watches The Colbert Report and nods in agreement with everything he says while wondering why everyone else is laughing their ass off? Does watching Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin piss you off? Do you still think Bush has done a 'heck of a job' and Democrats are responsible for everything bad that happens? Then you are out of touch, and you must be a McCain-Palin supporter.
We are one week from the most important election in our lifetime, so why is it that most of you still continue to believe the outrageous lies being spread about Barack Obama? It seems to me that you have formed your opinion of why John McCain should be president based on how bad you think Obama is from the false claims that he's a Arab Muslim terrorist baby killing socialist. Do you have any clue how stupid this sounds, or are those accusations just excuses that you use for not voting for the black guy? Hardly any of you can say why McCain would make a good president, but you sure know a lot about the people Obama barely knew and will easily ignore all of McCain and Palin's questionable associations. Hypocrisy is a way of life with you isn't it?
After Barack Obama is President, why don't you and all your right-wing extremist friends follow Sarah Palin back to Alaska, join the Alaskan Independence Party and secede from the United States? You all want your own fascist Christian theocracy that forces everyone to look, behave and believe just like you do, so this is the perfect solution. You can call your new country "Wingnutia".
You can write your own Constitution and laws without all the things that you seem to hate so much like freedom of speech, separation of church and state, due process and the right to privacy.
In Wingnutia, anyone and everyone who wants any type of gun can get one regardless of their background or mental capacity, so that should be fun - kinda like the wild west only with automatic machine guns and a lot colder.
Abortions will be totally illegal, so you'll have plenty of unwanted kids to fill your population. Many will be the result of incest so you won't be the smartest nation, but you like stupidity don't you because people are easier to control when they're idiots.
Nobody will ever question your leaders, so there will be no responsibility for any of you to bother to vote or even pay attention to what's going on - something you already seem to be good at. You can make Palin Queen of Wingnutia, and bow down to her and the corporations who will make you their slave at her behest.
Don't forget you can also shoot and kill any animal for any reason you want in Wingnutia and use up all the natural resources with no regard for the environment at all. Waging war will be an everyday aspect of life there when your leaders invade any country whose leaders look at them funny.
The best thing about your new country will be that you can continue to ignore reality without any pesky liberal intellectual elites proving you are wrong again and again with their annoying facts and truth.
If you choose to follow my advice, remember one thing. When Putin 'rears his head' - don't come asking for the USA to help. You've got your own foreign policy 'expert' as your glorious leader who can see Russia, so she must know what to do. Get Sarah Palin to deal with it because you're on your own.
Sincerely,
A proud, and fed up liberal.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Obama TV Season Lineup
Instead of writing about the bailout bill or the boring Biden/Palin debate (where I think Palin did great if you like nothing but generalities and folksiness) I thought we could all use a few laughs.
The Barack Obama campaign now has their own TV channel on Dish Network. (channel 73)
I'm proud to announce this season's scheduled lineup of award-winning programs featured on Obama TV!
Heroes
Barack and Joe use their super-human intellect to save the world from evil villains who have the ability to ignore reality and unabashedly lie at will.
Lost
McCain and The Others search for Jacob's mysterious cabin where they hope to find an October surprise. Palin finds herself alone in the hatch and can't figure out which button to push.
Desperate Housewives
Sarah regrets her decision to pair up with an older gentleman. Todd covers up for a deadly snow machine accident involving meth and a moose. Track is beaten up in school and wonders why he has such a stupid name.
Entourage
Ari offers Barack a new deal that could take his career to new levels. Joe and Turtle cruise Sunset Blvd and catch Drama campaigning for McCain.
Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
Sarah must protect Bristol from a virile hockey-playing robot from the future who plans to impregnate her with a Skynet hybrid. Barack and Joe infiltrate RNC headquarters to stop McCain's plans that will inevitably destroy the world.
Family Guy
John forgets which of their 8 houses they're currently living in. Brian professes his love for Sarah who lets him hump her leg. Stewie battles Trig. Quagmire moves in with the McCains and tries to get lucky with Bridget.
Project White House
Barack creates a one-of-a-kind health care package that wows his peers. John complains of bias when Tim Gunn disses his tax plan. Joe and Sarah get into an argument over whether dinosaurs and people existed simultaneously. One candidate is eliminated when it is learned they are a consistent liar who can't form a cohesive sentence.
The Big Bang Theory
"Pilot" Brilliant politicians Barack and Joe are the kind of beautiful minds that understand how the world works. But none of that genius helps them interact with people, especially women. All this begins to change when a free-spirited beauty named Sarah moves in next door and tempts them with her expert flute playing.
Battlestar Galactica
Capt. McCain (callsign "Gramps") crashes his Viper six times in a row and ends up in a Cylon prisoner of war camp where he admits he will indeed be more of the same. Meanwhile, an unprepared Sara Palin is sworn in as President and immediately jumps the fleet into a nearby star.
SpongeJohn SquarePants
SpongeJohn meets a squirrel named Sarah, who breathes air and doesn't believe in evolution. SpongeJohn and Squidward argue over a comprehensive solution to the economic crisis.
As you can tell, I'm a big TV geek and Obama fan. Feel free to add your own Obama TV shows in comments!
The Barack Obama campaign now has their own TV channel on Dish Network. (channel 73)
I'm proud to announce this season's scheduled lineup of award-winning programs featured on Obama TV!
Heroes
Barack and Joe use their super-human intellect to save the world from evil villains who have the ability to ignore reality and unabashedly lie at will.
Lost
McCain and The Others search for Jacob's mysterious cabin where they hope to find an October surprise. Palin finds herself alone in the hatch and can't figure out which button to push.
Desperate Housewives
Sarah regrets her decision to pair up with an older gentleman. Todd covers up for a deadly snow machine accident involving meth and a moose. Track is beaten up in school and wonders why he has such a stupid name.
Entourage
Ari offers Barack a new deal that could take his career to new levels. Joe and Turtle cruise Sunset Blvd and catch Drama campaigning for McCain.
Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
Sarah must protect Bristol from a virile hockey-playing robot from the future who plans to impregnate her with a Skynet hybrid. Barack and Joe infiltrate RNC headquarters to stop McCain's plans that will inevitably destroy the world.
Family Guy
John forgets which of their 8 houses they're currently living in. Brian professes his love for Sarah who lets him hump her leg. Stewie battles Trig. Quagmire moves in with the McCains and tries to get lucky with Bridget.
Project White House
Barack creates a one-of-a-kind health care package that wows his peers. John complains of bias when Tim Gunn disses his tax plan. Joe and Sarah get into an argument over whether dinosaurs and people existed simultaneously. One candidate is eliminated when it is learned they are a consistent liar who can't form a cohesive sentence.
The Big Bang Theory
"Pilot" Brilliant politicians Barack and Joe are the kind of beautiful minds that understand how the world works. But none of that genius helps them interact with people, especially women. All this begins to change when a free-spirited beauty named Sarah moves in next door and tempts them with her expert flute playing.
Battlestar Galactica
Capt. McCain (callsign "Gramps") crashes his Viper six times in a row and ends up in a Cylon prisoner of war camp where he admits he will indeed be more of the same. Meanwhile, an unprepared Sara Palin is sworn in as President and immediately jumps the fleet into a nearby star.
SpongeJohn SquarePants
SpongeJohn meets a squirrel named Sarah, who breathes air and doesn't believe in evolution. SpongeJohn and Squidward argue over a comprehensive solution to the economic crisis.
As you can tell, I'm a big TV geek and Obama fan. Feel free to add your own Obama TV shows in comments!
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